(It is only for fun and all this is not real)

The Sound Deflector™ is a revolutionary device designed to redirect, refract, and occasionally confuse sound waves. Whether you’re dodging awkward conversations, rerouting your neighbor’s karaoke, or creating a personal cone of silence, the Sound Deflector is your loyal acoustic ally. 1 Year warranty included!

🧠 Intended Use

The Sound Deflector is only for private use, for commercial use please contact us on discord

• Redirect sound away from your ears, your soul, or your existential dread.
• Create zones of auditory peace in chaotic environments (e.g., family reunions, toddler birthday parties, EDM festivals).
• Amplify silence. Yes, we deflect sound so hard it turns into quiet.

🚫 Prohibited Use

If found using Sound Deflector for uses other that deflecting other peoples noise the fine is $1000 straight to my bank account.

• Weaponizing silence against unsuspecting podcast hosts.
• Using the Sound Deflector to impersonate whales, ghosts, or your boss.
• Attempting to deflect responsibilities, emotions, or taxes. It only works on sound.

🧪 Experimental Features

• Quantum Echo Mode: May cause sound to arrive before it’s made. Use responsibly.
• Reverse Karaoke: You sing, the Sound Deflector sings back — but better.
• Sonic Origami: Folds sound into pleasing shapes. Origami dragon not included.

🦺 Safety Guidelines

• Do not lick the Sound Deflector. It’s not a popsicle.
• If the device begins humming in Latin, unplug it and apologize.
• Keep away from pets, philosophers, and saxophonists.

🛠 Warranty & Support

• Warranty void if used during a thunderstorm while reciting Shakespeare.
• Support available via telepathy, carrier pigeon, or our Discord server (which is mostly memes).

🧙‍♂️ Magical Clause

By activating the Sound Deflector, you agree to the possibility of:

• Hearing your own thoughts louder than usual.
• Accidentally deflecting compliments.
• Becoming the chosen one. (Statistically unlikely, but not impossible.)

📝 Final Note

The Sound Deflector is not responsible for any unintended enlightenment, spontaneous dance parties, or philosophical breakthroughs caused by redirected sound. Use with wonder. Use with whimsy. Use with earplugs, just in case.

• -Angling_Admin(Leo is my group member. hi nori)